5 years ago, I had to take a standard 5-panel UA/drug test for an employment agency and I tested positive for amphetamines, cocaine, opiates, THC, and PCP. They just looked at me like “are you serious?” when I said they must be false-positives and that they should send the sample in to the lab for re-evaluation. They never called back obviously.
So glad I ended up finding a job where drug testing isn’t a problem :)
Though on some rare occasions, I have to take the day off because working on dissociatives doesn’t always go too well.